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60 Being Single And Funny Single Quotes And Sayings DP Sayings
1. "Getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the Titanic ship and look what happened there." Photo: SomeeCards Good point. 2. "Me in the future: 'Honey, I'm home! Oh, I.
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60 Being Single And Funny Single Quotes And Sayings DP Sayings
Let me get back to you after I cry in the corner. No, I'm an album. Actually, I'm a potato. As single as a pringle. Whoever casts a curse on my love life can chill now. I learned my lesson. I promise. After I buried the body, you could say I'm single and ready to mingle now. Hahahaha!
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"Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30." "Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand." "You could be married and bored or single and lonely.
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Funny Single Quotes Stay Single Quotes Single And Happy Quotes Being single can be both a blessing and a curse. On one hand, you can do what you want, when you want, without having to answer to anyone else. On the other hand, you may sometimes feel lonely or left out when you see other people in happy relationships.
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Funny Quotes Whether it's a play on words, a funny observation about everyday things or old witty sayings, comedy has a way of making us realize we're all going through the same stuff in this.
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60 Being Single And Funny Single Quotes And Sayings DP Sayings
'Mirror, mirror on the wall, don't say it, 'cause I know I'm cute' — Lizzo Hosting an anti-cuffing party: no cover, BYOIC (bring your own ice cream) and leave your exes at the door. Currently.
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"I love being single. It's almost like being rich." Sue Grafton "I regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world operates according to different rules than my regular human world." Mindy Kaling "I think, therefore I'm single." Liz Winston "You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it." Willie Nelson
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60 Being Single And Funny Single Quotes And Sayings DP Sayings
FUNNY SINGLE QUOTES: I've been single for a while and I have to say, it's going very well. Like, it's working out. I think I'm the one. Current Relationship Status: Table for one. Drinks for two. Current Relationship Status: Made dinner for two. Ate both. Doing something weird and thinking, "This is why I'm single…"
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60 Being Single And Funny Single Quotes And Sayings DP Sayings
LOL 51 Funny Quotes About Dating That'll Make You Feel *So* Seen "Do you have, like, a first date outfit I could borrow? Like, I don't know, a pair of cargo pants?" by Griffin Wynne and Meguire.
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60 Being Single And Funny Single Quotes And Sayings DP Sayings
1. I'm single because I was born that way. 2. Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility. 3. I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. 4. Being single doesn't necessarily mean you're available.
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60 Being Single And Funny Single Quotes And Sayings DP Sayings
Our single quotes are funny, motivating and self-deprecating - surely there is a suitable saying for you. 80 Quotes on Being Single. 80 quotes on being single. Below you will find 80 single quotes in seven categories. These include funny singles sayings as well as Valentine's Day quotes and greetings for singles.
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60 Being Single And Funny Single Quotes And Sayings DP Sayings
"I'm happily single, and my heart is my only commitment." "I'm not single, I'm just romantically independent." "I'm living my best life solo, like a rockstar on stage." "My status is happily single, like a dog chasing its tail with no worries in the world." "I'm an independent woman, with no room for drama or distractions."
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60 Being Single And Funny Single Quotes And Sayings DP Sayings
Funny single quotes for guys. Most people mistake being single for desperation and loneliness. While you are alone, it doesn't amount to being lonely or frustrated and hopeless. Instead, channel the energy to self-love and improvement. Telling jokes about being single is just but the first step to telling the world you are single and love it.
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60 Being Single And Funny Single Quotes And Sayings DP Sayings
We've curated a collection of funny single quotes that will surely put a smile on your face and brighten up your day. From witty one-liners to clever observations, these quotes are a humorous take on the world of dating and relationships. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to chuckle at these amusing insights into the realm of being single.